Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Ponderous Pondering

1st Goal: 20lbs
Timeline: 2-3 months
Fitness Status: Gelatinous Blob

I'm not even going ot bother posting the stats.
They are truly horrific, I am the obese. Gooey, gargantuan, mounds of jiggly.
Also, my tits. They are huge.
I wish I was a boi.

n_n

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